Kruta resnica.

Vojak za 1.000 EUR tvega življenje.
Gasilec za 800 EUR rešuje življenja.
Učitelj za 900 EUR pripravlja ljudi na življenje.
Zdravnik za 2000 EUR zdravi ljudi,
Politik pa za 5.000 EUR zjebe življenje vsem.... .

:metal: :metal:

ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0%
(I would have given him 100%)

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle


Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage


Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams


Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner


Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

* it will simply become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping??

* No problem, he sleeps at night.


Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would
you have?

* Very large hands


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.


Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

:rofl: dobra :ok:

Sveže oženjen moški je dal v spomin svojega mobitela številko svoje žene pod ime: Moje življenje.
Po enem letu zakona je dal številko v spomin pod ime: Špela.
Po petih letih zakona je spremenil ime v: Žena.
Po desetih letih: Ta stara.
Po petnajstih letih: Hitler.
Po dvajsetih letih: Napačna številka.

NEKAJ KRATKIH IN SLADKIH!


Kakšen je slogan Društva nekrofilov?

Ne jebemo žive sile.



Vse gobe so užitne. Večina celo večkrat.



Kateri so položaji stikala na vibratorju?

'Fuck on' in 'Fuck off'.



Kaj je vrhunec samoljubja?

Če med orgazmom kličeš svoje ime.



Kako veš, da si fasal virus ptičje gripe?

Ko začutiš neznosno željo, da bi se nekomu posral na vetrobransko šipo.





Blondinka rešuje križanko -

Osnovna šola (dve črki) : NE



Ljubezen je kot šah - vedno te zajebe neki konj, medtem ko osvajaš kraljico.

Budi se Mujo iz kome nakon prometne nesreće, pa pita:

- Gdje se ja to nalazim?
- U sobi broj 5 - odgovori mu netko.
- A jeli u bolnici ili zatvoru?

Kilometre in kilometre se pelje zakonski par po ogorčenem prepiru
brez besed skozi deželo.
Končno prispeta na neko kmetijo, kjer zagledata, kako se par svinj
valja v gnoju.
"Tvoji sorodniki?" Zajedljivo vpraša žena.
"Ja" odgovori mož" Tast in tašča."